No his wiener was to big causing the condom to slip off. :(

hahahaha ^^

Or a harpoon.

#30 he already used his harpoon. ;)

Not everyone can go on the pill. I know from experience.They ****** up my cycles hard. I highly doubt that this will happen again to OP . Considering this was their first time having sex they probably didn't know what they were doing. Then again if OP was on the pill we wouldn't have this funny FML, Lol!

You do realize that just because you're on the pill, a condom should still be used, yes? 9 out of 10 times, women do not take the pill as prescribed or they use other medications (such as antibiotics) that essentially cancel them out, making the pill about as affective as pulling out.

If they are responsible with taking their pill then they shouldn't have to worry. I didn't when I was on the pill and condoms were never used

No offense but I love being a man sometimes.

I'm on the contraceptive implant, which lasts 3 years, 99% effective, without the need to remember to take pills everyday. Yes, it can be a bitch, but hey, condoms really do suck. My boyfriend doesn't use them and I know it's perfectly safe because I was his first and he was mine. I'd say the implant is definitely the way to go. :) and OP not good at all, hope it didn't get lost permanently, or the little swimmers wont be able to find their way home.

Contraceptives don't protect against STD's.

The Pill doesn't protect against any STIs, so unless you're in a committed, long-term relationship, then you should be using condoms. It's also somewhat inconsiderate to 'expect' a woman to go on the pill simply for convenience. It's a much bigger deal than wearing a condom - you're putting chemicals into your body that alter your hormones etc. It's a great option for a lot of women (me included), but it's unfair to just expect it so casually.

Condoms are one size fits all

no there are one size fits all and there are sized ones

22, this statement indicates that you never needed to look for a Magnum.

I bought a magnum once to try it out, it was a sad and disappointing day :(

mispost. /thumbsdown

22, indicates he has never had sex if he thinks one size fits all

No I think 22 is in a similar situation as me in that everywhere i go, condoms only cum in one size, usually regular.

You won't always notice when they fall off inside you..

Yeah it's hard to tell. You can't really feel it.

Don't you hear the ads? "You won't even know it's there!"

Yeah seriously. I had that happen to me once and I didn't notice until like 30 seconds after it happened. Idk why my boyfriend didn't say anything though. Lol

You're not retarded, #17, just ignorant.

The shot can cause weight gain though. A low dose birth control is a decent choice though possible acne (should go away after a month or two) and forgetting to take your pill is common. Took me a while to get used to taking it but missing a day is fine just take it soon as you remember if it's near the time you take it or just take it with the next one. Also best to continue using condoms with the birth control since neither is 100% protection. Should all be things the doctor should mention.

You can still get pregnant while on any form of birth control. That is why smart couples use two forms of birth control. And even then if the condom breaks you can still end up with a baby. unless you have both been tested (and come back negative) its not safe to trust anyone to go bareback. Love doesn't make someone std free.

I gained 60 pounds on Depo and started lactating. The side effects were so crazy the company documented them. And it wasn't because I was eating more either. I had actually cut back and was exercising more to combat the weight gain. OP's boyfriend just needs to find the right size condom and she can find a birth control pill she can live with, too.

This is why being sterile would be awesome

I've been on depo provera for 10 years, no acne, no weight gain, no cycle and my hubby and I do not need to use condoms as we are only with one another and if we so happened to pop up pregnant so be it, I do believe in new relationships or those that are not 100% monogamous a condom is a must! Birth control in any form can have different side effects on different people however the only true way to prevent pregnancy and/or STD's is abstinence, that's not my cup of tea but monogamy is! Good luck hun get plan B and to a gyno soon to protect yourself