By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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jackaaa 0

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

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shadydogman 0

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

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PutDownTheGun 0

Hey man, it could be worse. From every failure comes another chance for success.

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fylkthanks 0

FAIL!! hahahahaha, fucktard.

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guitarplaya612 0

hey all that means is round one will last longer, which means you'll have round two later, which basically means alot more sex. lol :P

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what_the_fail 0

Dude ur getting laid.... i dont underdtand how ur life is ******.

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jessiewessie 0

haha Burn!!! lol

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FTW_WTF 0

it's ok guy... my ex shot me down. then i dumped her ass and got a girl who actually knows what sex is. it is a 2 way thing. oh, and dont think i dumped her just cuz the sex was bad... she was a crazy psycho stalker chick... listen to the song "psycho bitch" by Tech N9NE and you'll know what i'm talkin about

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FlagGirl2010 0

"Being the stud that I am"?????? REALLLLLY??? My douche alarm is going off loud and clear.

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