By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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jackaaa 0

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

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shadydogman 0

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

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missyfiona89 28

Conceited douche bag

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vandal3068 0

Either you really suck and are a one pump chump, or your hand is brutally honest

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missyfiona89 28

Get a reality check

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hannahkrane 1

Haha I feel like that is something all girls should keep in their mind for a moment like this

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sugarbear0727 19

Its really f both your lives. Not all girls can ****** from sex. I can't. I can during foreplay and such, but that's it. And it makes sense for her to say that, and you even set yourself up. 'After a short time', that implies that you definitely didn't last long. Learn some more techniques, try something different, stimulate her before sex. I know its a two-way street, but she obviously did her part since you got off.

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