By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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jackaaa 0

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

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shadydogman 0

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

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karmaking 0

shady dog man, that doesnt even make ne sense

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Justblue 0

What is it with guys? They think that women are just as easy to please as they are...WRONG! You're no stud...a stud is a horse...you'd be a jackass! Stop being so cocky just because you got off.

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sexygirl123 0

hahahahahahaahaha u totally deserved that!

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DistortedReality 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes deep breaths* ohmygod hahaha xD that was hilarious

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howdidithappen 0

HAHA! I really agree with #9. Get her going first. After a while, youre free to penetrate.

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FlickMyBean 0

It's okay, one day you'll find someone as easy to please as you.

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123go_fml 0

maybe some day guys will comprehend how to do sex

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Warlock_fml 0

I will say that this entry is funny and he should no longer call himself a stud. But what I love even more is how women perpetuate the idea that when they don't have an ****** it is clearly the males fault. Sex is a 2-way street so start pulling your own weight you *****. Also, if you guy is not doing something right, TELL HIM! Do you think he is psychic? Studied under Miss Cleo perhaps? NO! You wouldn't want a guy to expect you to be psychic, so why do you expect it of him? Lastly, I would just like to say that this was not directed towards all women, only the ones who feel the need to further perpetuate the idea that it is somehow all the male's fault.

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observesandgasps 0

yeah, women should try having penises. Its tough sometimes, ya know?

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TOMTHEMITCH 0

he might have just created world peace!

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