By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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jackaaa 0

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

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shadydogman 0

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

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Sean123 0

kid you just got dominated

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itsasmallworld 0

I hate to break it to you, but your girlfriend has probably been waiting for the right moment to break this to you in a nice, funny way.

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123go_fml 0

mr 21, the problem isnt with guys not knowing anything about a ****** (well not only with that) but that they think them done is done done. GET IT!? fortunately, i do not have this problem. i feel bad for those us my kind who do... and to you, mr stud, get a book or watch an educational video. or ask her.

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spankyness 0

Dam so many girls on this topic that have guys in bed... Maybe tell ur bfs or flings or whatever not post it on a blog... And I'm sick of hearing girls that just lay there bitch about not getting an ******, it takes two for sex. I dunno bout some guys but if we are making love and your just lying there I'm gonna finish asap and not give you an ******. Next time you don't get satisfied by a guy don't just assume he can't do it maybe you have been pulling the fish out of water move to much and he just doesn't want to

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gtheemo 0

I like you! lol. you know whts up.... lazy starfishing bitches. :)

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gtheemo 0

I like you! lol. you know whts up.... lazy starfishing bitches. :)

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gtheemo 0

I like you! lol. you know whts up.... lazy starfishing bitches. :)

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shady_angel 0

HAHAHAHA. you deserved that one, mainly cause of the way u wrote that post.... if ypur calling urself a stud u obviously think ur summat special... she was just putting you right

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KingKA14 11

I may be wrong but i believe him calling himself a stud was more sarcastic

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Sean123 0

yo #21 and #28 thank you we cant just say " hey let me hold it and wait for her" no it doesnt work that way and its a team effort you gottta go in together and COME out together......and a few times more after that

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cameron6i 0

op dont take any of these negative comments to seriously cause you got some which is more that 85 percent of people here nice work

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