By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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jackaaa 0

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

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shadydogman 0

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

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sillywilly 0

not so cocky now eh? you look like a totally asshole with the comment.

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baseline 0

Man, there's a heap of judgemental virgins on here today.

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toastymamabird 0

dude....epic fail

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jbar3987 0

One word: Fail. All other comments void.

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aabbccdd_fml 0

what a stud... such a hoss... NOT haha your ******* pathetic

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TheOrpheus 0

sorry dude. getting ego-checked like that always sucks. But everyone posting here saying how it takes 2 to have sex, or that your girlfriend needs to do stuff to( 21, 28), or whatever, they are sort of right.

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jayhawk63 0

You sound like an asshole, which I usually like. Except for when they power fail like this.

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Alterna7ive 0

you're definitely the man.

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