Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am,...

By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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Same thing different taste

Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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You deserved it 7 122

Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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You deserved it 23 255

Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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You deserved it 34 356

Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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You deserved it 1 782

By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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You deserved it 6 735

This doesn't feel nice

By Deadbed - 04/05/2019 16:00

Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML

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You deserved it 669

Wrong door

By apavies444 - 28/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 162

You deserved it 45 134

By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 177

You deserved it 8 661

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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You deserved it 6 269

jackaaa 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:01

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

shadydogman 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:07

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

Comments

My_Life_is_F_d 0

Friday 6 March 2009 13:19

Uhm... OUCH!

Warlock_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 15:12

Give her the Abraham Lincoln: shave off your pubes, cum on her face, and then stick your pubes to the cum. That'll show her.

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 19:54

Haha, wow. This is why we don't try and act cocky during sex. Listen and learn, boys.

ApolloIce 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:49

To Saddude: girls have a much different and more difficult time orgasming. You guys are going to have to try a lot of different things to find something that works. To Warlock: You obviously don't keep girlfriends, if you get them at all. That is the grossest not shit related sexual thing I've heard in awhile and if you try that to some girl without permission you will lose your balls and maybe your dick to boot, depending on her mood.

gangstabby01 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 3:29

lol number 18! oh and your a cocky idiot. :)

thischick 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:11

14-so right

Warlock_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:14

LOL 57, no one ever does that. It's like doing the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez, they're funny but no one actually does em. Also, it's been scientifically proven that the nerves in a woman's ****** are more sensitive to those on a man's penis. Women love to make excuses and then blame it on the man.