By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
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Welshite 39

I'm sure he was bribed with dog-treats to snitch on you. I suggest you double whatever his current rate is.

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Redoxx_fml 22

I ******* love animals

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PCJJacket 16

My parents were coming home from church! Now me and my girlfriend take turns disposing of our condoms. As for our dog Landy, he goes outside when she comes over!!

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PCJJacket 16

Yes I am. I just made my profile and wasn't able to validate it for some reason.

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JayBunny 16

I highly doubt it. The op always says Author and the comment is always a blue tint. Even if they have no validated account. They can still validate it and it shows the op. Edit: Sorry I just looked at your profile and I was wrong I apologize.

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Sophie_fml 29

PCJJacket is indeed the OP. He didn't have the badge, but that's fixed now.

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JayBunny 16

Yes, I apologize I noticed after I checked the profile :)

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clicker2 10

If you are living at home, you are probably too young to be having sex. If you are old enough to have sex, you probably shouldn't still be living at home.

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kailarahne 19

Wellll....I would agree with you but I am 20 living with my boyfriend's family while we save for our own house. So that's not always true.

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scottacj 4

At 18 technically you are old enough. A lot of people that are of age live with their parents due to A) Hard times/recession B) College C) they are 18 and just out of high school. You don't know everybody's situation, so it's kind of wrong to assume that they are either too young or need to move out.

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Cplski 8

#67 and #68, did you not notice the word probably? It's like his way of saying "I'm not saying everyone" before you tell him!

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JazNim17 18

Yes, but at 20, unless your parents are really strict or really religious, most people don't really get in trouble for sex. Mine would have really lit into me if I were having sex at say, 17, but since I'm 21 I don't have to hide it.

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kailarahne 19

YDI for not properly disposing of your condom...

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ishchandan 14

Poor dog that had the condom in his or her mouth. YDI, Learn to dispose your things properly.

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sassy2085 16

That happened to me except it was with my fiancée and my parents were visiting me at my house and it was the wrapper. I had intercepted it but my fiancée who didn't know what it was demanded to see it. I have never seen his face go so white. My parents were curious but they didn't get to see what it was. FYL

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vlalam 24

Did u save the used condom as a souvenir or what? WTH, why didn't u dispose it?

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False_Stupidity 41

Dogs can get into the darnedest places if they smell something interesting in there.

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Petey801 5

You should've flushed it down the toilet after sleeping with your boyfriend!

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Shanikitty 2

Your dog's like "heh im the only bitch you need!"

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swedeNix 13

They should be proud u use protection

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