Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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You deserved it 46 651

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 02:00

Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 334

You deserved it 609

Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 778

You deserved it 416

Naps are important

By bigdikbubls - 01/12/2020 05:58 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 358

You deserved it 730

Productive

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 22:00 - Sweden

Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 730

You deserved it 410

Procrastination

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 153

You deserved it 432

By Noname - 22/02/2009 06:14 - Australia

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 354

You deserved it 3 212

Teamwork works

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 01:58 - Australia

Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 025

You deserved it 109

Perfect timing

By Poopalipa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 253

You deserved it 3 460

By Anonymous - 17/12/2018 13:30

Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 084

You deserved it 2 153

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 09:40 - Canada

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 726

You deserved it 53 077

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Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

Sounds like everyday of my life.

duckie227 22

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

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jellycorn 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 14:51

"I was going to do something, but I wasn't finished doing nothing from yesterday"

nick581924910112 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 15:31

Like a true boss

LaUruguaya 11

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:12

How is this an FML??

419 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:57

This isn't really out of the ordinary... So I wouldn't call it much of an FML

hateevryone 14

Saturday 2 June 2012 18:18

You are a procrastinator, like me.

KuchkaNumberOne 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 22:49

It's always best to begin at the beginning. Then, go until you come to the end and stop.

ticklezzzxD 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:34

Procrastinators UNITE!...tomorrow..

Dr__Bozo 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 2:04

Bitch stole this from #146

BryanJ43 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:35

Cool story bro.

pittmanw 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 6:14

Lazy. Lol

twloha94 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 7:32

My life.

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Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 416

Today, I was grocery shopping when a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mommy, look! It's the man from the cereal box!" I don’t know whether to feel flattered or insulted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 327

You deserved it 84

The Top

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 823

You deserved it 46 068

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 216

You deserved it 38 393

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 876

You deserved it 2 952

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 133

You deserved it 4 907

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 586

You deserved it 5 314

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 519

You deserved it 4 776

Same thing different taste

Procrastination

Another great day to be alive

Naps are important

Productive

Procrastination

Teamwork works

Perfect timing

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