Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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You deserved it 46 651

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 02:00

Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 334

You deserved it 609

Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 778

You deserved it 416

Naps are important

By bigdikbubls - 01/12/2020 05:58 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 358

You deserved it 730

Productive

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 22:00 - Sweden

Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 730

You deserved it 410

Procrastination

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 153

You deserved it 432

By Noname - 22/02/2009 06:14 - Australia

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 354

You deserved it 3 212

Teamwork works

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 01:58 - Australia

Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 025

You deserved it 109

Perfect timing

By Poopalipa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 253

You deserved it 3 460

By Anonymous - 17/12/2018 13:30

Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 084

You deserved it 2 153

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 09:40 - Canada

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 726

You deserved it 53 077

example1233 1

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

Sounds like everyday of my life.

duckie227 22

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

Comments

LadyGore 12

Friday 1 June 2012 18:51

That's a fml for everyone around you and a ydi for yourself.

lilpimpsmama 12

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:26

What the hell is a ydi?

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:48

Your dick itches.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:51

Yellow, green ice-cream

kandi_kid69 15

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:15

216- You don't I..... I'll finish this later maybe.

11mandy80 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:31

216- ydi stands for you deserve it

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 1 June 2012 18:51

Procrastination is a disease..but op always finish everything you need to do then reward yourself with something you would enjoy doing.

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 1 June 2012 19:01

You can also try just working for 5 minutes, most of the time you'll forget about the time because you're too into your work.

ellisille 6

Friday 1 June 2012 22:22

The fault with that system is: why not do what you enjoy doing in the first place. Yup, I'm a proud procrastinator.

TG_Wolf 1

Friday 1 June 2012 18:53

Good job! Why do today what you can leave till tomorrow. Just beware, after all: What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

hurrican_fml 0

Friday 1 June 2012 23:10

...?...

pokefan813 16

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:17

Spongebob reference! :3

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:49

That's been around a lot longer than SpongeBob!

Blaqkeyeliner 6

Friday 1 June 2012 18:53

Lol you just need some motivation.

Il_Maestro 6

Friday 1 June 2012 18:54

Oh no! I'm fresh out of ***** to give! Seems I spent my last ones on people who actually have real problems :/

Airman1988 9

Friday 1 June 2012 18:54

Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end your just ******* yourself.

hurrican_fml 0

Friday 1 June 2012 23:12

Well yeah that's kinda the point of...uh, never mind

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:13

Sorry, didn't scroll down before I left a similar remark. Great minds think alike?

daydreamer244 13

Friday 1 June 2012 18:54

Well that's your own fault now isn't it?

xattitudegurlx 13

Friday 1 June 2012 18:56

No comment...

pexy_fml 16

Friday 1 June 2012 23:21

Starting down from this comment…right?

ICastillo 24

Friday 1 June 2012 18:57

Well you know what they say "When life gives you lemons, you say **** the lemons and bail".

perdix 29

Friday 1 June 2012 18:57

How did this get into Intimacy? Let's just say your parents walked in on you masturbating. That'll work ;)

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Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 559

You deserved it 351

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 275

You deserved it 3 577

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Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 221

You deserved it 418

Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 823

You deserved it 149

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 409

You deserved it 612

Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was used as the example of the deceased in a few questions. Actually, 22 questions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 632

You deserved it 628

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 436

You deserved it 15 300

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 409

You deserved it 3 166

Same thing different taste

Procrastination

Another great day to be alive

Naps are important

Productive

Procrastination

Teamwork works

Perfect timing

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