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Cool story bro...
Sounds like every day of my life
We are the pirates we don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
Story of my life
Maybe later...
Everybody has those days! Oh... I should have used different words... Now that awful song is stuck in my head! >.
Cause I wanted you ALL to suffer! Mwahahaha!
Yet you had time to post on FML.
^ Your second sentence sounds like a perfect description of a cat. I love cats so much *wipes a tear*
The point is that if they stopped wasting time on fml then they might have time to do something on their list.
This is a stupid FML.
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Sounds like everyday of my life.
'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'