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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

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Suspicious

By Anonymous - 11/09/2020 15:02 - United States - Boise

Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML

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Gangsta

By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 14 March 2014 17:12

There might be a gun in the top, with a mysterious caller/murderer dictating your every movement. I use movies as real-life examples too.

WizzleMan17 11

Friday 14 March 2014 17:15

It's now illegal if you make a call that is not on an iPhone

Comments

Aussiemozzie 4

Friday 14 March 2014 23:59

Congratulations for actually FINDING a payphone around here, there seem to be hardly any left.

Red_Lego 10

Saturday 15 March 2014 1:50

What's a pay phone?

holliepong 8

Saturday 15 March 2014 2:03

your at the payphone trying to call home....

samntack 1

Saturday 15 March 2014 2:11

a payphone in 2014? no offense or disrespect, but those things are rare as it is and i bet you looked suspicious cos no one uses it lol

kay_pop69 6

Saturday 15 March 2014 2:11

They still have pay phones

IceMan11 23

Saturday 15 March 2014 3:57

Who uses a pay phone these days? Seriously haha.

vikky538 28

Saturday 15 March 2014 4:15

by any chance did u wear black Goggle's with black leather coat... sorry OP..that must have been a worst day..

CrissyyyS2 22

Saturday 15 March 2014 4:19

Payphones are still alive? Those darn things always eat my coins :(

Rintaka23 4

Saturday 15 March 2014 6:08

What is this payphone you speak of?

CrikOgresmasher 19

Saturday 15 March 2014 6:25

They wanted to catch the Doctor

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