Geek: Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming...

By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

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Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

IndiRae 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:01

Nope. I'm still scared^^^

emodude44 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:07

Look at your charmander. Now look at a beautiful, leggy brunette Now back to charmander Now back to the leggy brunette CHOOSE WISELY! Which will satisfy you more? A fictional pokemon Or a real, human companion!

Niege 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:16

Maybe it just symbolism. The girl of your dreams is represented by the shiny charmander so your goal is to catch her. So really it means you want a hot girl covered in glitter? That or you played Pokemon right before bed.

Jazzalyn 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:21

What's wrong with Pokemon? I have friends who play it, they're 19 and older. I don't know if they've dreamed about it. Maybe you should find a girlfriend who's into it...then you can play it together and dream about it together. Also...I like #369's idea...

aj01 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:28

I'm 24 and still watch the show and play the games. dont worry dreaming about them isn't a big deal

JRFaceless 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:31

I bet you dream about Misty all night long : )

chimcharx3 15

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:33

uhhhh o____o

EmoScreamer1717 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:38

haha good luck with life

OEBlaze 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:09

Dude, you're 15. Stop worrying. I would be surprised if you only did dream about girls. Besides, there are plenty worse dreams to dream. Be glad it wasn't a wet dream, and have pride in what you like. if you're embarrased to admit you like something, that's a problem, not liking it.