By Sara777boo - 16/08/2014 18:43 - United States - Sherwood

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Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML
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Sara777boo 3

This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!

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ironhead_fml 20

How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.

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Comments

ostfaiz 18

Did he asked intentionaly! U dont have to buy pink ****** to match your pussy, go for a white one next time it will more look like a bone..YDI op

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Sigilwen 24

I'm sure she dose not want a next time so why get white to look like a bone? Also maybe she likes the color pink or it's the color they had for that kind.

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sabian4life 8

more like f your husbands life now his friends know he is not taking care of his wife

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slyde32 12

yeah, cause no married women have toys, for I dunno, while husband's away

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Lil_Red777 21

How do you know they don't use it together?

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Sigilwen 24

That has very little to do with having toys, maybe he uses it on her or he has a job where he's away for a length of time.

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VanessaNal 13

The walk of shame when you went to retrieve your chewed up *****.

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ThePaperDragon 31

At least it was just his friend that saw and not his parents and sister. . . Soo much more awkwardness.

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Ariaskye 17

Ouch, that's embarrassing. I know because I had a ferret that outed me in much the same way by dragging it from my room into the living room. Hello family, please meet my vibrator!

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vikky538 28

keep your husbands dick out of reach from the dog... some things once chewed cant put it in original state..

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Sara777boo 3

This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!

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emilyjgraham 34

You should have said "yea, apparently the jelly like material is good for their teeth..." unless it was vibrating one. Then you're (quite literally) screwed.

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Sigilwen 24

Try keeping toys in a small lock box. Keeps them away from pets,kids, and any one else you don't wanting seeing or touching them. They are cheap, I got one because my step kids kept going threw my drawers and that's something I don't want to explain to them.

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HammyBear13 8

Your dog has its own room?

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dDailydDosage 8

Don't even know why ppl would think this is a YDI. Plenty of people have ****** and just because the dog found it doesn't mean it wasn't hid well.

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