By Sara777boo - 16/08/2014 18:43 - United States - Sherwood

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Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML
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Sara777boo 3

This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!

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ironhead_fml 20

How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.

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emmsies 16

thats why you dont leave that stuff out....

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DomiLove 26

She just said that she didn't realise it fell after "sexy time"

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blue5394 3

sounds like someone needs a better hiding spot(;

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Hime9908 22

At least it was your husband's friend and not your husband would have been #awks

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kaitieloo 22

It's more awkward the fact it's the friend... The husband knows she has it... Friend doesn't.

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dexter420 21

You shouldn’t have hid it in the bog bowl

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millsjoshua949 12

I'm always surprised that people actually leave their dildoes where the dog can get them. ydi

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