Kids: Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE...

By mk - 14/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:46

Wait 'til she finds out about Santa.

rachii 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

Well, was she close to her Grandma? Maybe you need to teach her what her priorities are.

Comments

Popnsmoke87 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:58

Bet you can't wait for her to figure out that putting spandex on and groping dudes means you are a fudge nudger, eh?

Omgpwned1234 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 12:25

and saying stupid stuff on the internet trying to be cool is any better?

mwahaha1 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:03

what did he say? its moderated

symplyme 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:59

love*

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 12:03

Because this is what REALLY matters.

THETRAIN 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:07

I will

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:14

mmhmmm..

TheMonica 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 12:06

Sounds like she knows what's important in life, huh? How old is your daughter? I'm just hoping she is very young and doesn't quite grasp the concept of death yet. Otherwise, she has some issues...

LowLives 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:01

Or she just doesn't care 'cause she's probably a spoiled little teenager

geeksaresexy 18

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:53

Or her grandmother was an evil bitch like mine is. You don't HAVE to be upset when someone dies just because they're your family.

Laexxey 4

Saturday 17 September 2016 15:07

You don't quite grasping concept of love and family. You know that you don't have to love everyone of your family, right? Otherwise you may have some issues...

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 12:06

Wow, that's odd. Maybe she is passionate about WWE fighting. And maybe her grandma wasn't in her life enough for her to cry about. You never know.

Opium_Production 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 12:11

Did she like her grandma? Not to mention some people handle Herod differently, rather than crying.

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:59

You tried posting from a phone or something, didn't you?

TKello 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 12:11

You know, this could just be her showing her grief. I know it depends on age, but maybe she's still trying to wrap her head around "I can't see Grandma anymore." She could be stressed about that, and things continued to build up for her, and you telling her about WWE was the final straw. She simply broke down. It took me months to cry for my grandmother's passing when I was 9, and that only happened after my mother kissed me goodnight and we spoke a single sentence about my grandmother. Instantly the flood gates open and I cried. You can't just assume that WWE was more importance than her grandmother. Anyway, I'm sorry for your loss.