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By mk - 14/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:46

Wait 'til she finds out about Santa.

rachii 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

Well, was she close to her Grandma? Maybe you need to teach her what her priorities are.

Comments

Mrrevorp 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:54

wait wrestling is FAKE?!?!?!?!

monnanon 13

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:14

Its not fake its choreographed like stage fighting or movie fighting. They do fight but a real fight would not include any of the over the top moves or high flying stuff. Its all entertainment after all

bigtaytay 13

Tuesday 14 June 2011 18:16

not fake, staged. BIG difference

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 4:35

WRESTLING is real, this stupid WWE bullshit, is all fake.

floridagrl12 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:04

maybe your daughter coped with ur grandmas death a different way. I just found out mine has been dead since february andi didn't cry once. people cope indifferent ways. or maybe did she watch it with her grandma and if she did it could of been a second letdown

trgower13 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:21

sometimes ppl don't cry at funerals. when it comes to death I joke about things to cope with it.

luckezee 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:35

lmfao

Bluepies 24

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:02

You can't judge people for how they react to death.

swimmer150733 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:26

wow

peppermintstick 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:34

I do not cry at funerals, and I think it is inappropriate for someone to judge how another person deals with their emotions, especially grief. I do cry on occassion when I miss someone who has died, but I dont force tears in front of a group just because you are "supposed" to. Maybe OPs daughter is the same way? Only OP knows her daughter and how she typically is emotionally.

BigOrca 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:36

what WWE is staged? no way!!! :'/ :'/ falls to ground and starts kicking and screaming.

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 4:37

How can you even believe that that bullshit is real?

cheer4ever96 8

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:08

She's probably too young to understand death, and if that's the case then you shouldn't have told her about WWE being staged. I'm 15 and I love WWE and I wouldn't tell a young person it's fake, let them enjoy it. sorry about the grandmother that died :(