Kids: Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE...

By mk - 14/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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Compassion

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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Beebow_fml 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:46

Wait 'til she finds out about Santa.

rachii 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

Well, was she close to her Grandma? Maybe you need to teach her what her priorities are.

Comments

Ren_Baby 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:00

You're a complete moron. Not everyone deals with death with tears. Just because she didn't grieve in your ideal way doesn't mean she wasn't hurt or grieving in her own way. I never cried at funerals for the fear of upsetting people more with my emotions. And why did you tell her it was fake? Its not like believing in it would have hurt anyone.

Bee26 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:03

children don't understand death very well. you're kind of a dick.

qwacktastick 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:54

Yes! Thank you!

DruidForLife 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:03

114- 'Wrestling.' I have to use quotes because it's more like how mexicans wrestle than an actuall show of skill. Mexican Wrestling is more of a stage show; it's set up with who wins and who loses, with complete lack of an actual fight. Our wresting used to be fights until it also got corrupted by big buissiness.

iamnowhere 3

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:03

WWE is fake ?

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 4:51

Umm yeah? Are you visibly challenged, or just stupid?

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 9:29

You must be either blind or really dumb to think that WWE is even remotely real.

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 9:30

oops, didn't realize that I put the same thing twice. I just hate WWE so much...

MurphyS94 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:16

My grandma died a couple of years ago, when I was fully aware of the concept of death. I didn't cry. Yeah, it was a sad thing, but I never really knew her and we hardly visited her. Her death didn't really impact my life. Maybe your daughter felt the same way.