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By mk - 14/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:46

Wait 'til she finds out about Santa.

rachii 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

Well, was she close to her Grandma? Maybe you need to teach her what her priorities are.

Comments

pegasus187 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:30

she'll shead a tear if Cena dies suddenly

jayemdoubleyou 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:52

Parenting fail.

kittiekat1337 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:58

it's real/ fake to an extent.... there is REAL bodyslams, the kendo stick to Randy Ortons back was REAL, the blood is REAL... so you can't tell her it's all staged. Are you gonna tell her the blood is fake too? I mean yes most of it is fake, just like all major league sports, but don't crush a little girls dreams

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 9:35

oh my god, are you retarded? all major league sports are fake? yeah right! 1. WWE is NOT a major league sport, it's not even a sport at all because it's not real wrestling. 2. no major league sport is staged and scripted. That's just a ridiculous thing to say.

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:18

well is she close to her grandmother. I'm not exactly close to my grandma so if I went to her funeral I don't know if I would get emotional about it

Skatejock21 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:25

yeah, she maybe didn't shed a tear in front of you. There's no way in hell that there wouldn't be an impact on her, there's always an impact to some degree on people when loved ones and just people in general pass away no matter how close, as many people would try to deny, it's true, we're emotional human beings, can't get around it.

skwerlsrule 3

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:48

it's staged?! Everything I know is a lie!! :'(

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 9:40

How can you not know it's staged? maybe it's just obvious to me because I'm a REAL wrestler, but that is the most fake shit i've ever seen. I've been in the ring and I know what it's like, notice the way they take their time to do their "moves". in real wrestling, everything goes so fast you can barely think about what you're doing. WWE pisses me off...

darkhunter90_fml 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:03

I used to watch WWE from 2004 to 2009, I thought it was real. When a friend told me it was staged I was sad but I got over it. I'm pretty sure the bleeding is fake. there were a few matches were i'm sure the wrestler would have died from blood loss already. Besides now WWE made it so that if a superstar does a chairshot to the headt they get suspended even if its a no DQ mtch :(