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By mk - 14/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:46

Wait 'til she finds out about Santa.

rachii 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

Well, was she close to her Grandma? Maybe you need to teach her what her priorities are.

Comments

SCrazy_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:27

Way to love your children unconditionally.

chronicxxl 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:29

old people = nasty WWE = rawness beyond comprehension its not hard people.

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 9:45

Rawness? what the hell does that mean? is that like some stupid WWE word people use to try to be cool?

fishboy112 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:46

they are not staged! I have fought in a few and they are far from staged!!!!

chronicxxl 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:19

bullshit. stfu.

monnanon 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 11:47

They are staged and obviously so if you have ever done any sort of combat in your life. Watch closely when there is a throw off the top rope or any big lift move, they help each other to do the move.

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 4:20

Yeah right. I'm a REAL wrestler, there us no way that bullshit is real.

LigerFan 1

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:09

Wait wait wait WAIT! Professional wrestling is STAGED?!

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 4:27

It's not professional wrestling, it's like a "fighting" themed soap opera.

KaitlynKat 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:15

Honestly, when my grandfather died I didn't cry at his funeral either yet I loved him more than anyone (even my parents) or anything. I was young and I didn't really understand death but as I got older his death really hit me.

LilysTillie 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:47

As someone that knows some professional wrestlers extremely well, I know that professional wrestling is neither staged nor fake. You really get hit with a chair, break a table, jump off the top rope, kicked, hit, etc. And believe me, some of their injuries can be quite severe & are VERY real, They train a lot to learn how to do these moves without actually killing themselves or the other person. That all being said, it is most definitely fixed as the outcome of the match is previously determined based on a "script" but it definitely not fake!

geeksaresexy 18

Wednesday 15 June 2011 11:03

It's choreographed, WWE is anyway. That's what people mean by 'staged' we all know they get hurt but the moves are all choreographed beforehand. This is fact.

qwacktastick 8

Friday 17 June 2011 9:50

You sir, are a complete loser. There is no way that shit is real, when they jump off something to "bodyslam" the other guy, the guy that's getting slammed stands there and catches him. if it was real, it would be very easy to take one step backwards and let that guy fall.

blitzkrieg520 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:32

you know your a redneck if...

demonkitty619 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:20

YOU MONSTER!!!!okay i was really close to my grandmother, and cried like a baby when she died, but i inherited her creepy love of WWE, and fake, real, whatever, if u love something like the WWE, u dont care because its not going to change ur perspective of it.u will still enjoy it.i love the WWE as much as my grandmother did!