Miscellaneous: Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old... - FML

By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By Fatnotpregnant - 30/03/2017 16:00

Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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Womens' pockets liberation now!

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 21:03 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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FPsLife 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:16

Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!

helloprettyladee 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:41

So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.

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WynterQ 0

Monday 31 August 2009 5:48

That sux.

beautyisahorse 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:07

geez, you people are cruel! I think she knows why her jeans are too small.

caitastrophe 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:21

exercise. spell it with me... e x e r c i s e .

what_thefk 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:33

your due for a work out u fat ****

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:19

Lose some weight fatty MCfatfat knom knom knon

dan148 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:26

U suck at life and I hate u

Crunchy08 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:54

it irritates me that just because guys can easily shed a pound or 25 they think it's easy for girls...it's not...I had a personal trainer for 3 months and typically didn't even manage to eat a good 1500 calories a day, and I lost 10 pounds...it's not easy by any means for people w/ out fast metabolisms and even worse for people with slow metabolisms and other disorders.

girlwithbannok 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:55

LMFAO IM FAT TOO AND I DONT WEAR JEANS

iwraith88 0

Monday 31 August 2009 10:48

Multiple incidences have shown the body loses an ounce of weight exactly at the time of death. There's your quick weight-loss solution right there.

alyzandra 0

Monday 31 August 2009 12:09

For some reason, I found "girlwithbannok's" comment terribly hilarious. Of course, that could just be due to my sleep deprivation.

themaintroll 0

Monday 31 August 2009 13:33

YDI for not kicking back with your friends on a hot summer day and drinking lemonade with four ice cubes and no straw.

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Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

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Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML

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Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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