By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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FPsLife 5

Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!

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helloprettyladee 0

So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.

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Jejejessi40 0

So like, we maybe bigger, but we can change that. All of you who made fun of her, will always be bitches. Is this all skinny people do is make fun of large people online? Get a life. Like you don't complain about stuff that bothers you. Get over it and stop being dumb dicks.

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good_life35 0

let me guess; your old 'fat jeans' are a size 7, and now you have to wear a size 9. BOOFUCKINGHOO!

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no_u 0

WOW why are you people so cruel and mean? WHY? I just don't get the point of being like "So, you're fat, YDI for letting yourself get fat." Why the **** would you ever say that to someone? Is it "cool"? Whatever happened to sympathizing, being supportive, and being friendly EVEN IF you disagree or if you would rather say something obnoxious and rude. Wow I'm just seriously in shock at how insensitive and downright mean some of the comments here are.

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BDAUPH 0

I think it's pathetic how just because this person wanted to vent about how they felt shitty about something everyone else who thinks that they are so amazing and better than everyone else has to sit there and beat them up about it. Okay good for you people who have no life and obsess about the way you look over one or two pounds, but I mean obviously that's common knowledge that that is normal..bitches. Please. Good for you for being like 14 with no body. Just wait until you get older and you get fat too.

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blalien 0

Fat people are a burden on society. They drive up the cost of health care and take up half your airplane seat.

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xKitKatx 0

YDI for being fat and stupid about your weight, if it bothers you, get off the god damned computer and go work out, buy some healthy food and get rid of the junk in the house. Jesus christ, it's not that hard to be healthy! Instead of buying freakin Twinkies at the store, next time by carrots... And like stated, you can lose weight even if you have problems with it. or if you are on a restricted diet, or some how disabled, just EAT HEALTHY and eat portioned amounts. As dumb as the serving size commercials on CN and Nick n stuff r for example, it's NOT HARD to follow just one serving size. Then even if you can't exercise, you aren't going to be gaining weight like a COW. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE UP ON FAST FOOD! It's SOOO bad for you! cheap and fast, yes, but it's just empty of nutrition and full of MSG, trans fats, and grease. it's easy to keep little packs of veggies or something to munch on to grab on the go if you don't have time for a full meal.

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Lucky19 0

#189, remember what Churchill said. "I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I shall be sober.". And OP, you really take it too far by naming your two pairs of jeans your "Fat and skinny" jeans, that way of thinking will seriously ruin your self-esteem. And remember, there's nothing wrong with a little bit of exercise now and then to trim the fat a bit.

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containsnosoy 0

Wow. I gained weight. I need to buy new clothes. Sorry, but where's the FML?

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