Miscellaneous: Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old...

By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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You deserved it 46 648

XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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You deserved it 282

Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By Fatnotpregnant - 30/03/2017 16:00

Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML

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You deserved it 1 311

Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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Womens' pockets liberation now!

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 21:03 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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You deserved it 40 666

FPsLife 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:16

Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!

helloprettyladee 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:41

So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.

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NYCollegeGirl09 0

Friday 9 October 2009 18:16

and why would you get on the computer and tell everyone about it is what i'd like to know....

Youd_laugh_2 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 5:06

Take that as a wakeup call! Get active. Also, amen #198

Bbaker789 0

Monday 10 May 2010 6:10

#200 dosnt have a life

mrtcradduck 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 6:47

work out!

Maddie_May_13 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 0:52

YDI for being fat. get off the Internet and get in the gym.....

osirisfrost 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 21:36

maybe you should stop being fat.

pinkdancemusic 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 17:07

go on a water fast, you can lose up to 20 poinds a week. and it will like remove all toxins from you body

nick3600 22

Friday 4 March 2011 22:50

YDI YDI YDI LOL GET OFF THE COMPUTER FOR ONCE IN UR LIFE QUIT EATING 3 CAKES A DAY AND GO TO THE GYM AND LOSE WEIGHT FAT BITCH

likeabaws 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:27

OOOHHHHHHH NNNNNOOOOOEEESSSS!!!!!!

sootpanda 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:50

Honestly didn't wanna say it on this one, but.... YDI.

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to Outback Steakhouse. We went to one outside of town because my wife works at our local one. When we got there, guess who we saw? I forgot she transferred to another location, which just happened to be this one. Goddamit. FML

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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The Top

Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML

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Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

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Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML

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Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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Today, I paid my long-distance boyfriend of 4 years a surprise visit. I entered his house and he got irrationally angry, asking why didn’t I tell him beforehand. Moments later, a female voice yelled, "Babe come back to bed!" FML

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