By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML
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TheUnforgiven 8

I've heard of faking an ****** to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

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Charlie Given 26

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

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Yudith 24

What do you mean, "had to"? Didn't you brag about it to the paramedics, doctor, nurses, boss, work colleagues, bartender and fellow patrons at the pub?

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Dave_Davington 33

Is your name Mr Garrison? Because you almost ****** her to death.

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tigger3370 21

I guess you really did screw her brains out...

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mattyiscool123 26

This deserves a congratulations. Btw you don’t have to explain exactly how the seizure happened

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d3rpb0t 10

Hey, look on the bright side: at least you did everything right. You rocked her world so hard she passed out, and you called 911 out of genuine concern for her wellbeing. And you weren't that guy that would put toothpaste on his girl's vag just because he "couldn't find the chocolate sauce".

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MitiMiki 16

Not sure why you had to "explain" that she orgasmed. "My girlfriend has had a seizure and passed out" would have sufficed.

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interesting33 36

the trigger might well have been important for them to know though

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MitiMiki 16

Not sure why you had to "explain" that she orgasmed. "My girlfriend has had a seizure and passed out" would have sufficed.

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Chazzster 28

OP - Honestly now, are you bragging or complaining?

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