Intimacy: Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 09:45 - Canada

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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Friday 1 October 2010 16:04

Wow. Why would you get that drunk the night before an important event? Even on a bachelor/hen party, you shouldn't drink so much you get that ill. Or have it before the night before if you must drink that much.

mintcar 9

Friday 1 October 2010 16:24

Completely unacceptable. Seriously, there's nothing wrong with drinking in moderation. He took it way too far.

Comments

EmoX_hate 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 6:22

hahahah ouch.

Blacksmokehick 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 7:03

last night*

cadeau_fml 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:53

are u really marrying her? think about it op

MAC0789 2

Saturday 2 October 2010 9:43

Oh wow...I wanna party with his friends - they apparently know how to have a good time. It's a shame about the wedding though. Hopefully it wasn't to expensive.

Lacrosse00 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 10:37

Oh you lie. This is clearly a cry for understanding because after sucking on a strippers titty he has no clue as to why hes marrying you.

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:03

fyl, but that's why you don't really have the parties the night before.

fat_bastard_607 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:15

"yesterday night"??

bluefairy_fml 24

Saturday 2 October 2010 22:43

Who has the bachelor's party the night before the wedding? Wouldn't every bride and groom in their right minds want to be as well-rested as possible for the most stressful day of their lives? Your fiancé deserved it. For you, it sucks, but you kinda deserved it too for wanting to marry such an irresponsible person.