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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By AV - 30/01/2016 10:30 - Bulgaria - Tsaratsovo

Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML

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mutantcow 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:04

so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?

relyo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.

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xTBearx 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:17

If they wanted to take a taxi, it would depend where they live, could always call a friend or something, if the OP has any. Also learn to look at the time, if you didn't miss it, good! And good luck! You're now known as "Crazy Pedo chasing after kids half naked."

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:18

hehe... shuttlecock :p

loveyoy22 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:14

this^^^^ golden.

Resquall 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:21

I think "Pedo" would suffice. All the other words in that phrase were redundant, if you ask me :3

PandasRtheShit 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:22

Kids are scared of the pedophile running after them

PsychoMerk 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:24

I love Snickers! :D she targets the stupid people in this world... and makes life so much easier :')

PedoBearSaysYES 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:39

@24 except you and her belong in that group :( so she missed some peeps the world is made better by free donuts and coffee not people who were raped by their uncles with a stiff stick up the bum and left it there :D