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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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Bye!

By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By AV - 30/01/2016 10:30 - Bulgaria - Tsaratsovo

Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML

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mutantcow 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:04

so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?

relyo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.

Comments

Monikabug 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:56

@4 My thoughts exactly Snick. I didn't know that the only way to stop a shuttle bus was to run out after it in my undies. Noted, OP. However, YDI for not even taking a moment to think about what you were doing, before running after a bright yellow school bus.

beckster_05 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:59

So you hear a bus and, what, your natural instinct is sprint down the road half naked? Even if it was your shuttle, you would've gotten on pantless and looked like a moron. Well, if you were marching down the street without bottoms, I hope you had on your good boxers... For the children... (;

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:39

hahaha this ^

juscreablu 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:28

fail.

celkey 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:41

this is so funny

Babushka_Homyak 10

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:43

OP you make me laugh. Win/Fail

cristichica 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:11

Was I the only one who didn't understand this FML due to the wording?

Person1233 12

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:14

It's pretty straight forward. Absolutely idiotic, but straight forward.

cristichica 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:26

Oh, just reread it, it just would have sounded better with another comma. Idiotic is the perfect description for this one.

bozodaone 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:12

No... Looks like reading comprehension is just not your strong suit X_X

Oxymoronicule 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:14

WIN

Thisbe_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:20

I want to know where the OP was going that 1. was so important that he couldn't miss his shuttle, and 2. required no pants ???

kellan1100 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:50

maybe he's a stripper

bozodaone 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:23

Wow you damn cavemen. He had no time to put on pants, is that really not clear to you? Dude knew he had to go somewhere at a certain time, probably a meeting, doesn't matter. Woke up because of a horn thinking it was for him and just booked it because he just woke up and wasn't thinking clearly. Realized he had no pants when he really woke up which happened to be when he was already on the bus. Sigh.