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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By AV - 30/01/2016 10:30 - Bulgaria - Tsaratsovo

Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML

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mutantcow 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:04

so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?

relyo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.

Comments

karinerz 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:45

This just made my day. (:

wierdo16 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:48

It's not that embarrassing unless your junk was sticking out. But that made me laugh LOL.

LTMcleod 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 7:31

Maybe I like 16's? but 4 wrote was I was thinking soooo yeah.

cmac86 23

Tuesday 2 March 2010 7:42

this sounds like something that would have gone perfect in Billy Madison.

Classifieds 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 7:50

At least you were in boxers, right? It could have been much worse.

urlifesbeeneffed 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:11

mhmm, and what would you have done if you actually caught up to it? get on with just your boxers? real smart

luisavs 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:24

But why would you run out with no pants on? Wouldn't you rather be late than half-naked?

Fop 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:56

Hah. Frightened children? They must've been really young, I'd be laughing my ass off at that in 3rd grade.

thedivinecomeD 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:55

ok... so even if that was your bus, you would have rode it in boxers?

tangy88 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:04

You have to remember he was woken by the car horn... you tend to not think things through when you're awaken abruptly. I thought this was funny, hahahaahahahahahaha... I'd be laughing if I were in OP's shoes rather than thinking it was an FML moment.