By iJehx - 13/07/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML
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drano 0

couldn't you just make more wet marks over them after you finished drawing your penises?

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Crimson_regret 0

smoooth move. phalic drawings never end well, I've learned that from this website.

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dyingstart 0

You should have drawn boobs.

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Instantfilm 2

if u were washing the wall wouldn't the whole wall be wet and if it was u couldn't see the penises therefor I call fake

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realrealitysuccs 0

obviously he didnt wash the whole wall he drew penises OP wat are u like 3? no thats an insult my son is 3 n he isnt drawin penises evrywher YDI

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_krystallynn_ 11

your son can probably spell better than you.

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mister_moops 0

what is with people on this website and drawing dicks?

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bambii101 0

Whay does YDI mean?

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lil_miz_liz09 0

you deserve it.

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redbluegreen 40

Why hasn't anyone drawn a ****** and gotten into trouble? Just curious. It's always penises. I would love to read an FML where someone did what the daughter did in 'When Dad Killed Mom'.

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Loser390 0

vaginas are harder to draw

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TOMTHEMITCH 0

ya plus ud get side track and find something better to do

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MadeOfAwesome 1

I shall never understand the humour in penis art... My friend used to draw them on the back of my math worksheets and I never knew >.< my teacher probably thought that precalc made me horny or something 

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Lonely4 0

Hahahaha! My friend used to do that to my physics papers! Worse yet, I went to an all girls school, and the physics teacher was the only male employed there....I hdn't even had my firt kiss, and the teacher probably had a secret parent conference to say it's probably best I not be in a co-ed school LOL

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