Miscellaneous: Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges...

By iJehx - 13/07/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML

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By jazzybell - 21/11/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML

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By peepeepainter - 07/01/2014 02:25 - United States - Jasper

Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML

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You deserved it 8 126

By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

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By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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You deserved it 8 356

By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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You deserved it 3 186

By waterproblem - 27/05/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

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By Nicoleanne - 20/11/2016 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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drano 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 9:38

couldn't you just make more wet marks over them after you finished drawing your penises?

Crimson_regret 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 9:37

smoooth move. phalic drawings never end well, I've learned that from this website.

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fenrisulfr 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:27

Just have more sex, maybe then you'll stop with this obsession lol

SlamChowder 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:56

Seriously. NEVER draw a penis on things like that. YDI.

divineinstrument 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:01

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epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:04

what is it with people and drawing penises!? YDI for pulling a ****** move like that.

MIKENYC 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:34

someone needs some dick.

tamoomoo 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:41

Obviously you don't know how to clean. Draw the penises, then clean the whole walls.

dontpanic_fml 32

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:46

Why do guys love drawing penises... lol # 46&47

dontpanic_fml 32

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:48

and #30...lol "like 8% of guys have this"

moonsolomon 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:08

We had a sort of epidemic of this at my school- guys carving and drawing penises into furniture, mostly. My French teacher said that anyone who did that was "insecure of their sexuality". We all laughed, but she's got a point.

jiggles101 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:32

See this is why I stick to drawing boobs: removes the risk of people getting the false impression about my sexuality and if stuck in a tight spot they can always be made into googly eyes =D.