Today, I had to do the walk of shame with my boyfriend’s blanket...

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 23:29

Today, I had to do the walk of shame with my boyfriend’s blanket and nothing more. His wife came home from work unexpectedly and caught us. She set my clothes, bra and panties and all on fire. FML

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ilykbaglz 22

Sunday 6 June 2021 18:24

if you knew he was married shame on you but otherwise I feel bad for you

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ilykbaglz 22

Sunday 6 June 2021 18:24

if you knew he was married shame on you but otherwise I feel bad for you

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