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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By Dj sMoZ! - 15/02/2011 15:30

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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By ken - 03/12/2018 15:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By verycherryfucked - 28/04/2013 22:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML

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By Liam - 06/05/2021 02:01

Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:59

I'm sure it was an orchid situation, but at least you rose to the occasion and didn't stay mum or lily-livered when you bought them. The good news is that she'll definitely forget-you-not. In a few daisies, thistle blow over, she will kiss your tulips, and all will be forgiven.

haw008 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:41

That's bittersweet. Did she at least enjoy them before she began having a reaction?

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MelTheGreat 23

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:50

Low maintenance?

2ndSucks 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:51

Merry Christmas, babe.

hoppy9632 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:37

#12 r u his gf?

MrsPegg 45

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:31

44: I doubt it. A dose of epinephrine and fluids then I'm sure they discharged her. Plus, there's a mobile FML app even if she was still at the hospital. ;) ... Docbastard, you're in a trauma/ER dept, what would you do?

MrsPegg 45

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:55

71: I don't know what a "cataract of the hospital" is, but your comment's quite twisted.

Mea022796 2

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:52

It's the thought that counts buts that really unfortunate

polkadot88 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:52

awwww but the flowers were sweet :)

LaughinStock 16

Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:13

Yeah so will the bill from the hospital muwahahahaha. Captain Asshole strikes again!!!

obamathellama 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:56

Buy her chocolates next time?

screamo_neve 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 20:24

But find out if she's allergic to the chocolate, or nuts or anything that could possibly be inside the chocolate...

juliajealousyy 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:57

Oh my Sounds like someone doesn't know their girlfriend very well!

screamo_neve 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:08

You never know... Maybe the girlfriend herself didn't know she was allergic to those specific flowers.

mintcar 9

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:58

Through hospital visits and all, let's hope she was grateful. Now you know about the allergy, so never again.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:59

It's the thought that counts... And we all know you didn't do it on purpose! ... Right?

flockz 19

Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:04

so did she keep foaming at the mouth all the way to the hospital?

BubbleGrunge84 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:04

Aww that's ok, you didn't know, and I'm sure she still thought it was sweet!

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