Wanker and Intimacy: Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have...

By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

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You deserved it 6 908

By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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You deserved it 37 589

Can't win

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML

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You deserved it 363

By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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You deserved it 71 684

By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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You deserved it 6 956

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 634

You deserved it 43 511

Live dumping

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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biggestfan23 11

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:42

I think you may have a problem...

PvtParts417 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:43

Dude not at school! Control yourself

Comments

mzrobinson 13

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:46

I wonder what kind of girls you're attracted to....

guitarbeast 22

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:23

Well if it's frog like people, maybe Mick jagger

jannielovesjack 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:55

Kermit the frog's sister.

MaCbunny 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 6:49

Well it seems like he likes them wet and green

greenmen 12

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:48

Frogs! What's next?

violetsweety 26

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:05

You obviously!!! Greenmen=Half frog half man.

Killer_fel 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:49

If you kissva frog in becomes a Prince, what happens when you screw one?

ddeathbombb 5

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:52

Omg what's a kissva. Please tell me

violetsweety 26

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:57

It becomes a person like you fifteen.

DomDomxoxo 16

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:05

Quand tu baise avec une grenouille, tu fais des bébés grenumain.

Bad92LX 1

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:09

Genital warts.

CaramelMacchiato 13

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:09

33 - Can you type that again? Maybe this time in English? :}) Or "wanks" to one like OP? *shudders*

Killer_fel 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:10

Can't I just make a typo in peace? Goddamned Grammar Nazis!

KeyboardWarrior 10

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:47

I'm going to try to translate number 33 as best I can, but be aware I'm still studying French. It is no way a strong point of mine. Here we go: "When you have sex with a frog, you make frog/human babies."