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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 03:16 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 17:06

Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By fuckingbeliebers - 04/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Gorham

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

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Too realistic

By ThatLove - 05/04/2023 18:00 - Switzerland - Worb

Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

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Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

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By Rachel - 01/03/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

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By R - 05/09/2016 10:27 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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Sunday 28 April 2013 10:16

You should have shoved the chair up her ass. It's what Jesus would have done.

plum_lovin 28

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:21

Dude, no offense but I want to punch your friend in the face for thinking that the Glee writers would even possibly think of coming up with such a magnificent song such as "Bohemian Rhapsody"... Queen is the stuff man.

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ardencred 7

Sunday 28 April 2013 11:00

You're both wrong! It was written by Wayne and Garth! Geez read some history!!!!

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 20:00

Didn't they write the original 20 years earlier unaired Glee pilot ep?

321igotu 0

Sunday 28 April 2013 11:20

Hahahah What a moron

Phoebe_Buffay 14

Sunday 28 April 2013 11:22

words can't even describe how irritated this makes. Why are people so stupid?

SecsNoises 6

Sunday 28 April 2013 11:24

Gleetards... Gleetards everywhere...

tacojauns 45

Sunday 28 April 2013 11:29

But but Freddie died decades ago, how could he have stolen it?

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 28 April 2013 12:45

Presumably with the aid of magic, like that time Kurt Cobain stole Smells Like Teen Spirit from Miley Cyrus.

Crofty92 17

Sunday 28 April 2013 13:05

It's the same retarded logic that caused her to believe that Glee wrote it in the first place.

grahmagog 14

Sunday 28 April 2013 12:15

This makes me want to move to mars

cosmosis 12

Sunday 28 April 2013 16:19

Better than people wanting to move into Uranus...

Kalnus 14

Sunday 28 April 2013 12:15

A year or so ago, one of the top searches for Google was "Why are all of these old artists stealing songs from Glee?"

CaptMacLeod 45

Monday 1 February 2016 1:24

Actually overheard in a clothing store: "Who are these guys covering Glee songs? Why don't they play the originals?" The Rolling Stones were playing over the store speakers.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 28 April 2013 12:36

Let me guess, your friend also thinks 50 Shades of Grey and Twilight are great pieces of literature and that The Lord of the Rings is a cheap knock-off of Harry Potter. I have a co-worker who thinks that the Twilight books are actually good and that The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a horrible game, and I refuse to believe that he is a human.

Fmlano 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 14:18

Isn't everyone entitled to their opinion?

Fmlano 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 14:19

Not defending OP's friend, though. She's a true moron.

Ariet 20

Sunday 28 April 2013 13:14

How oblivious can one person be? I mean, I've loved Glee since I started watching back in 2010 but I've always known that 99 % of the time they sing covers. Hahaha, poor OP.