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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By disgusted - 18/05/2023 12:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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Just pish yerself

By Casey - 14/10/2010 18:20 - United States

Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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iheartyoux96 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:44

its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:39

that really sucks.

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fuckyu 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:48

eww thhhat succcckkkkss

mickle1026 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:55

lmao totally moderated!!! wow depends!!!

XassassinX 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:02

loll how fail

iTROLL 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:16

LMFAO

roxygold 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:23

Bed wetting is also a sign of sexual abuse when someone was a child.

Adriennerox211 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:32

:3

snafu57 1

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:32

THIS IS IN CAPS FOR YOU INSENSITIVE IDIOTS OUT THERE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. FROM A MEDICAL BACKGROUND, I DO KNOW THERE ARE OVERACTIVE BLADDERS AND KIDNEYS, UTIs and all other things that can be tried. Having tried them, she DID THE ONLY OTHER THING LEFT WITH THE LOVE OF HER LIFE. HONESTY. Let's see if he is an honorable man and steps up to the plate. God bless.

sole_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:32

Hey, c'mon it's not a big deal if you won't let it become a big deal. If your boy friend can't cope woth it. Never mind. He won't be the lucky guy, you spend time with. ******* RELAXE !Don't stress yourself!!! avengersrage[at]yahoo.com

reeree1234 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:34

does he turn you on that much?

Juneee_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:34

I feel your pain bro

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