By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
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Lennsik 4

OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.

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twilightdogstar 1

I have a deal with my boyfriend that I can sleep with a girl, and as long as he gets to watch it isn't cheating. I'm straight, but it's good to have options, right?

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JawneeG 0

it's cheating, unless she filmed it.

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Maggielila 0

I'm happy that at least you recognize lesbian sex and intimate and personal as well, rather than some superficial exploration session. Good job man! Yes, she cheated.

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perdix 29

No, it isn't . . . duh, bi-WINNING!

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mzfoxy31 0

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docscientist 9

Yeah, it is. She's screwing around with someone behind his back. I guess that means guys can **** around with other girls then as long as their penis doesn't touch the ******.

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similies06 0

you're an idiot and probably one of the dumb bimbos who this would need explaining to. if you are in a relationship, and you have sexual relations with ANYONE who is not your significant other, it is cheating. you are the reason that girls look stupid.

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redbluegreen 40

Unless they have agreed to an open relationship, it's cheating.

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Pigpen181 3

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Taipan_fml 0

Not wanting to share your significant other with anyone sexually does not make you "insecure." And plenty of couples in monogamous relationships "live a little" by being comfortable enough with each other to experiment (without having to introduce a third party). Being bi does not give you the right to cheat. If you simply must have sex with both genders, be single rather than attached and cheating.

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