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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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Gamers gonna game

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 02:01 - United States - Escanaba

Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML

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By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By Jill - 23/01/2023 13:30

Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML

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Gum_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:46

a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:45

you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...

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heyred 11

Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:26

I am divorcing my husband because he is addicted to WoW. he neglected me, his job , and our son with raids, blogging, podvasts, movies, etc. it's an addiction like any other. it's tragic that some people have to lose their lives to it - player or not.

Ascaryrobot 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:49

Probably for the best, less of a distraction for him. Make sure you don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. I'm sure he doesn't want ass marks on his door.

Aggriken 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:11

Its probably for the best, since you cannot accept other peoples differences and interests. Make sure you do not raise your children to be like you.

Ascaryrobot 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:47

I find some comments need a YDI button too.

judetheobvious 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:48

YDI for marrying a failure

Welfarebob 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:04

I have 3 80's a wife and a kid and I spend time with each of them : )

uhohuscrewedup 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:16

for the hordes!!!! hahaha

Scourge87 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:54

Oh loled at this, somebody sure had his priorities straight :P Isnt the first and wont be the last

rosiegrewup 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:57

Your kids will choose your nursing home. Never forget that.

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:03

I'm sure this isn't the first time he acted like an ass. But some women, like you, love assholes. You picked him. You stayed with him. You married him. And you had a kid with him. Stop complaining. YDI.

blacklite69 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:21

He probably didn't play anywhere near as much in the early days. By the time he turned into a full-on fuckhead she was probably stuck in a marriage to him with a kid.

gnomeyy 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:17

LOL that's always a hard explanation to do right there

Beagle96 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 15:06

your a great parent. not.

screambloody 7

Wednesday 3 February 2010 15:07

your husband looks like my ex-girlfriend... She used to spend more time on WoW then me. I also never really could have a good talk with her because ''she was doing a raid'' FYL. I really mean it.