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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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You deserved it 5 935

Gamers gonna game

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 02:01 - United States - Escanaba

Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML

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By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 11 882

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

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By Jill - 23/01/2023 13:30

Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML

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You deserved it 227

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Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:46

a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:45

you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...

Comments

Facerockker 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:17

Bitch, please. World of Warcraft > women.

Facerockker 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:19

The Alliance is teeeeeeeeerrible.

klakuv 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:31

Today my annoying wife tried to get me to go to my asshole sons award ceremony and I missed the roll for a trinket I needed. FML You cold hearted bitch OP.

Senken 0

Monday 8 February 2010 19:07

I wanna do violence that man. I really want to be the shit out of this guy.

bwenduh 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:32

my sons father is to busy to see his son in the hospital

FatherKnowsBEST 0

Friday 12 February 2010 8:59

What's his username? I would love to go raid with him. You know, and chat about fatherly things in life with a can of beer at 3AM.

rends 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:58

I missed my sisterss wedding becuz of this game. wht did I do afterwards? smashed the shit out of all the discs

drunkssssssssss 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:59

well you gotta raid or minus 50 dkp

insurednotoriety 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 10:58

You deserve it for playing WoW.

nogare98 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:13

@54 stop being a feminazi (person who thinks women are supperior.) Men are just as intelligent as women, besides, what makes you think the OP hasn't tried to get him to stop.