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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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Gamers gonna game

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 02:01 - United States - Escanaba

Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML

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By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By Jill - 23/01/2023 13:30

Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML

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Gum_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:46

a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:45

you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...

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thetank941 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:37

Lol shitty

Jaded4good 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:40

Welcome to the ever growing army of gamer widows. Get help.

kansasducky 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:41

#81 thank you for supporting all the alliance by being stupid enough to misspell horde this is why you all suck

Pearljammer001 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:42

op, I really hope you have never starred on teen mom. because if you have then it changes everything

heyred 11

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:43

Been there.

SoaringKiwi 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:45

******* nerd

vtsocks 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:46

Not enough information...if his dad is a Chinese farming wow player feeding his family with the procedes from gold he sells online I'd say play on to keep food on the table!

wtffx3 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:48

Aaww bendito :(

hellokittywhore 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:49

what a loser your pathetic fykl( **** your kids life)

ShopoingStor 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:49

Well, its WoW? What do you expect? people these days on WoW dont realize they have lives! The point here, GET THE **** OFF WOW U COMPUTER NERD!

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:51

WoW isn't at fault here. The father is at fault. Plenty of people play WoW and still lead normal lives, without neglecting their families.

Sunako_fml 9

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:57

#108, read properly. the op is a female so she's not the one playing WoW.

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