By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Spicy
Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 712
You deserved it 193
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

32 1

Comments

blightsight 10

I am now grateful my shower is just a basic tub.

2 0
WHSKitty4ever 23

YEE-OUCH! That hurts... and I don’t have balls! Tell your mom that she needs to get a “Caution: Wet Floor” sign.

2 0
Manuella Hounton 7

I’m a girl but boy, can I feel the pain while reading it 😂 I will keep u in my prayers

1 0
routerere 10

I would need therapy before even considering ever coming out of the fetal position if that happened to me.

0 0
cmilhorn11 2

I just reached for my nuts in pain . Thinking of that . Could be worse an mma fighter tore his sack on a power drill .

1 0
Brian Lee 3

I know your pain. I once received 21 stitches in my nutsack after they were ripped open. At least the ladies will help you find out if they still work.

0 0
Cat's Paw 15

I'm a woman and I can still feel your pain.

0 0