Work: Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling...

By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

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By Sheliton - 18/01/2012 01:39 - United States

Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

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Volunteering gone too far

By Tattooed and Sexy - 18/06/2023 22:00

Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML

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By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

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Smells like teen spirit of America

By Clogged Nose - 19/03/2020 02:32

Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML

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True hero

By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By themonkeyman - 23/12/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, I started my job as a waiter. I was excited when my first customer paid for the bill. I go over to the table, half-expecting a tip. I got to the table and no money was on the table. On the bottom receipt was written: "Ever heard of deodorant?" Apparently I smell bad. Thanks for the tip. FML

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By StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

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By Lunazel93 - 22/10/2012 04:07 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

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Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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ilikerainbows 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:18

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:09

Gross...that's why I will never be a masseuse

Comments

rob02 19

Friday 28 June 2013 21:45

Damn, got people writing novels in their comments.

Federgirl 19

Sunday 27 April 2014 17:54

omg that's sooo nasty. made me gag reading this. fyl.

SexyMexi21 23

Friday 4 July 2014 6:21

I think I threw up a little... gag .. I feel horrible for you OP. peroxide water and bleach and antifungal stuff should help.

ToxicTyrael 26

Friday 3 October 2014 13:04

Can't you decline infective customers? FYL OP!

ducky10290 8

Tuesday 6 September 2016 12:38

Don't you have gloves?

pins91 27

Tuesday 12 March 2019 14:00

Um. Nope. This isn’t true. We all know as massage therapists we have to ask our clients if they have any contraindications before we get started on them, we also have to take a look over their bodies to see for yourself. You would have had to have stopped and told your client that they should maybe head to a doctor and get it sorted, not proceeded with the massage.