Holidays: Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the...

By GreatParenting - 26/07/2015 22:47 - United States - Nampa

Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML

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By broken - 28/07/2009 17:12 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML

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Party girl

By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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By jp_boards - 12/12/2017 14:58

Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML

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Snark

By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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Bad mom

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 18:00

Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 08/06/2018 15:00

Today, it's my third day in the hospital. On Monday, my mother grounded me for not going to school because I was “milking” a sore foot. On Wednesday, we finally went to the ER and it turns out I have a very bad infection in my foot. She refuses to come to the hospital. FML

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By anonymous - 10/01/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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Agony

By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Monday 27 July 2015 14:04

What the actual **** is wrong with them

bcalle 8

Monday 27 July 2015 14:13

Have your own party/vacation in the hospital with other patients and when they finally come to get you tell them they aren't invited. Also, wear the hospital bill as a party hat.

Comments

GermanRanger 7

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:21

U dont have shoes on ur feet yet u can afford a device that goes on FML and maybe even pay for wifi??? Dumbass

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:08

Some parents don't deserve to have children. I hope you got the medical attention that you need. And hopefully you get a new family too

LegionRapier61 8

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:10

probably too late to help, but some taxi drivers will take a good handjob as payment... well that or butt stuff. their choice really, but I would suggest the handy-j.

0k3up 9

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:17

too*

nightfall8705 33

Tuesday 28 July 2015 4:57

"I'm done. Done! And you know why? Because you are an ass family. If someone asked me who lived in this house, I'd say "the Asses!" and I'd be right!" If any of you gets the reference, good job, you get an invisible cookie.

mrslegume 8

Tuesday 28 July 2015 5:16

This would mean you wouldn't exist, so you probably won't like this idea. But people like that shouldn't have children.

Fut_Busted 2

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:41

Just because you can have kids doesn't mean you should.

wuellmar 18

Wednesday 29 July 2015 7:35

I agree. Just like any one born in the US can be President of the US, but not every one should be President.

booze_n_bitches 37

Thursday 30 July 2015 2:07

It makes me think your visit could have been alcohol-induced (alone, middle of night, no shoes)? Just a theory, and if true then I'd be pissed off if I were your parents too!