Intimacy: Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old...

By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By Bailyboo - 26/01/2012 23:50 - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I wanted to talk about marriage and our future with my boyfriend of over 10 years. My 30-year-old boyfriend responded by hiding under a blanket and pretending he couldn't hear me. FML

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Ewwww, people

By Nikol - 17/08/2022 16:00

Today, I’m a 28 year-old information security professional living at my parent’s apartment, and I preferred to literally hide under the bed for an hour, instead of facing some unexpected family relatives. FML

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By Not Amish FFS - 17/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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nonsensical 26

Friday 5 February 2016 1:09

That was terrible of him to do to you, yet at the same time if he's not supposed to have girls spending the night in his room (as he is still living under his parents' roof), you 2 probably should've found a different place or simply not do it... The time will come when you will have your freedom!

Thoricsteam20 24

Friday 5 February 2016 1:10

Were there at least snacks in the closet?

Comments

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 5 February 2016 1:43

OP, you should know better. You can smell mamma boy problems from a mile away.

Halfass 8

Friday 5 February 2016 1:43

Tell him that what he did is a ground for the revocation of his mancard.

tomvertigo 17

Friday 5 February 2016 16:15

#13 - is your avatar from Dont Hug Me I'm Scared?

demideity 13

Friday 5 February 2016 1:49

Shut up, Meg.

doodlecrzyMeg 15

Friday 5 February 2016 19:50

Good sir, you're not the first or the last to make that joke.

fuckfuckityfuck 16

Friday 5 February 2016 1:53

Maybe you're the side chick.

pandemonium307 10

Friday 5 February 2016 2:00

They probably don't want him knocking up a girl in their house...

mnshdw818 3

Friday 5 February 2016 2:06

Sorry, but you deserve it. You knew their rules and chose to break them, so deal with the consequences. If you want to spend the night, then get a place of your own. His parents have the right to set the rules for their house.

Life_sucksXx 21

Friday 5 February 2016 2:19

And how exactly do you know it was there rules? She did deserve it for allowing someone to do that.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 5 February 2016 2:16

I had the same issues growing up with overly strict parents. My boyfriend (now husband) used to just pretend to visit me super early in the mornings and say he was up doing errands around my the neighbourhood and wanted to stop by.

SoBeSatan 22

Friday 5 February 2016 2:31

Do you care about him enough to put up with it though?

lil_ham1644 29

Friday 5 February 2016 12:36

apparently

doodlecrzyMeg 15

Friday 5 February 2016 19:51

Of course I do. Why else would I hide in a closet? ;)

muchwow87 13

Friday 5 February 2016 2:37

That's really scumbag of him. Maybe you should start investing in a new boyfriend.

FSGInsainity 15

Friday 5 February 2016 2:40

You should've just come out of the closet and introduced yourself. Im sure that if they were extremely straitlaced Christian pricks who find everything fun in life as wrong, that they'd accept you.