haha gross

at least u had some quality time with your pooch

Same thing happened to me except it was his anus. The vet told me to moisturize him, so I used my moisturized erection to do it.

no..... you didn't HAVE to moisturize your dogs testicles... somewhere insidenof u... u mut have enjoyed it... at least a little bit... why the **** would u do that?! I'm sure he would have recovered just fine without your assistance...

Yes, it's really selfish and disrespectful to control the stray animal population! It's really disrespectful to keep your dog from becoming vicious when he can't get his rocks off! It's really disrespectful to do a little surgery that could keep him from running away to find some doggie lovin'! The only way getting a dog fixed is disrespectful is if you try to do it yourself. Animals can tell you when they're in pain, and this is not a very painful procedure. It's people like you who cause the overpopulation at animal shelters, including the one I worked at. We had people dropping off litters outside our doors because they couldn't spend the $50 at the humane society to get their animals fixed. Those poor animals were left in a box, no food, no water, covered in their own feces overnight because people wouldn't just neuter and spay in the first place. Do you really think that is LESS selfish and disrespectful than spaying and neutering?

YDI for not neutering him. Or, if you're a breeder, YDI for not being a responsible breeder and watching out for the safety of your dog.

Completely agree with Sammara. People like Luciousp are the reason there are so many starving and mistreated animals out there. Fixing an animal does a great favor to it, and it's not a major surgery. The animal will heal in 7-10 days. It will have less aggression, less chances of many types of cancers, be less likely to leave your property to find a bitch in heat, and ofttimes can focus better. (See: peteducation.com, among other sources.) On the other hand, NOT spaying/neutering your animal can cause aggression, etc. and a new litter of animals to be born, for which the owner(s) may not be able to care. Animal overpopulation is the source of many, many kill shelters (have you ever BEEN to those places? They're horrible! The animal is kept in a cage, sometimes with several other animals, just waiting its turn to die), animal starvation - either on the streets or due to owners' mistreatment - excess of animal testing, and more. If you see a stray dog or cat, starving in an alley, do you think that's BETTER than if its mother and father had been fixed before it was conceived, thus PREVENTING its suffering? If you do, I sincerely hope someone decides to spay or neuter you so that you can't pass on that awful opinion.

That's Ruff!

aw gross that's why you neuter him

This isn't a fml for you, it's a fml for the dog! Sunburnt balls do not sound cool. Ouch.