Kids: Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital,...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML

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Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2014 08:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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By badmom - 25/02/2012 11:25 - Ireland

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:47

Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as ****. Careful for the hand-rapes.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:47

It was probably worth it. You wouldn't want to waste a Pringle.

Comments

Pancakemines 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:44

I love you! :D

onealmxwilson 18

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:50

That's nothing. I'll be impressed when you can get your foot stuck in a Pringles can.

Angelous505 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:53

No Noor don't marry him, marry me! ;)

Shelta957 13

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:04

Whoah, a FML love triangle. We should write a book about it

silencedistant 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:11

Hey, he went to the ER while super drunk - Mama/Dad must have taught him common sense...

yousodi 10

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:16

Sometimes you gotta let those hard to get chips go,,, ~Dante hicks

ChickenNuggets22 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:20

More like a love octagon :D

superguppy19 3

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:20

Pringles r very poisonous they have alot of very bad Chemicals in them like hairspray I forget what exactly but it's really bad

Pufferfish78 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 7:24

More flavour ;)

hqbrat 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:35

He was dropped at birth

ClaremoreZebra 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:36

In his defense, he was drunk, and when your drunk two things may occur: 1. A sudden and deep love for Pringles, and 2. A fear of being too drunk and somehow tearing/cutting your hand off. So he did what any reasonable intoxicated person thought was right, leave it to the professionals.

KendratheUnicorn 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:54

I don't think reasonable and intoxicated should be in the same sentence XD

ClaremoreZebra 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:58

Well, when I'm drunk, there's a sort of instantaneous smart thought. If you catch it, you have a chance at making it a couple feet. But, I was trying to say that the ER, is most likely a common thought in everyone's brain when drunk to a certain level. So he did what an average drunk would do! Haha.