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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2014 08:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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By badmom - 25/02/2012 11:25 - Ireland

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:47

Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as ****. Careful for the hand-rapes.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:47

It was probably worth it. You wouldn't want to waste a Pringle.

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d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:39

At least he didnt drive!

forzadude420 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:44

my dad got drunk once....he's dead now

BrysGirl27 14

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:47

:(:(:(:(:( I'm so sorry:(

KendratheUnicorn 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 18:42

He's trolling dude, chill out.

juicifer 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:50

Dumbass

BrysGirl27 14

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:52

Read that In Reds voice:) hahaha

KendratheUnicorn 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:52

Pringle can logic fails :( But they're tasty :D

taco_bender 12

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:54

Oh snap. I call usher for the FML wedding.

HassanImran 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:03

Well..did he think it was worth getting that last pringle?

king_rig 3

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:04

Been there, done this

HooahGal 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:22

I have midget hands so I dnt have to worry about this haha! :D

pookberry 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:28

No need to choose one person over the other... Polygamy! Win win for you!

rockman555555 3

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:34

At least he didn't get the bright idea to cut it off.. On his own, the. Get rush TO the ER

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