Health: Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive...

By oppafucktardstyle - 14/10/2012 20:36 - United States - Waterloo

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML

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By just outdone - 31/12/2015 04:45 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 16:00 - United States

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By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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By meme71 - 21/02/2011 10:22

Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML

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By biscuit - 07/01/2011 05:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

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Experts, schmexperts

By Kitkat - 02/05/2020 14:00

Today, my mom took medical advice from her friend over mine. Her friend sells cheese and I'm a pharmacist. FML

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Monday 15 October 2012 3:32

Cheese will only age without being unhealthy to eat under strict conditions.

mintcar 9

Monday 15 October 2012 3:46

Your username, OP. I love that shit. Anyways, I wonder how they explained that to the doctor.

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LiterOfCola 16

Monday 15 October 2012 5:36

Reminds me of "Me Talk Pretty One Day"

Calingaladha 21

Monday 15 October 2012 6:20

And you're on FML making fun of them? You're a muenster.

zhatred67 5

Monday 15 October 2012 6:40

was your mom the fat lady that was eating an entire block of cheese? edit: from the pic on reddit and 9gag

estes816 9

Monday 15 October 2012 10:51

You're supposed to scrape the mold off the cheese before you eat it! Especially on cheeses that are aged. If the cheese is soft, toss it.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Monday 15 October 2012 12:05

Penicillin, use one mold to treat another!

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Monday 15 October 2012 14:15

Your screen name LOL

Twentemarc 4

Monday 15 October 2012 14:31

Was it Panda cheese? You can't say no to that...

jess183xp 1

Monday 15 October 2012 14:48

Gross it must have been all mold depending on how long he has had it, the mold could have turned the cheese into mold therefore they ate no cheese, just uh mold Excuse me while I go find a bucket, I just grossed myself out a little too much