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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Revenge!

By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:36

I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:13

no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.

Comments

od4ev 13

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:54

Dont **** him, then he will def run to the shower

trublu2 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:54

ydi for calling it "paper rock or scissors" what planet r u from?

Daft_Punk709 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:00

Don't you mean Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

beetman5 4

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:02

well if you cant even say rock paper scissors to not sound like a total dumbass, YDI

sugarpeach 2

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:31

ydi, its rock paper scissors

xohockeyfreak10x 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:46

*rock, paper, scissors. lol

gzat166 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 4:15

it's rock paper scissors dipshit

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:18

"Paper, Rock, or Scissors" ?!?! What?!?!! ARE YOU SERIOUS???? YDI for NOT knowing how to say 1> SCISSORS , 2>PAPER, 3>ROCK> FAIL!

DNMendez95 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:30

and your with him because?

squirell_AIDS69 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:47

It's Rock, Paper, Scissors where I'm from.

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