Love: Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend... - FML

By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 643

By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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You deserved it 3 828

Revenge!

By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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You deserved it 815

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:36

I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:13

no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.

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grossn 12

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:07

paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors idiot.

Splayd 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 4:06

Actually, there are two widely-used forms: Rock, Paper, Scissors is the most commonly used, with Paper, Rock, Scissors being the next.

rocker_babe2357 4

Monday 24 October 2011 21:42

Why are there so many fml about men not showering?

kassielovesyou 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:54

u should have thrown spock(;

Meesersuperman1 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Btw you dumb bimbo, it's rock paper scissors not paper rock or scissors. Theres no or and you said them in the wrong order. God people are stupid. Do you not know how to say it right?

fuzzybear14 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:00

Um... i think that its rock, paper, siscors

user12345678910 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:50

Did you just say paper rock scissors? *rock paper scissors is the correct term I do believe... o.o

swimorsink 4

Monday 5 March 2012 5:16

It's rock paper scissors.

FMLnoFMD 5

Friday 6 April 2012 5:13

Actually, I believe the game is rock,paper,scissors. Not paper, rock, or scissors

gionatorinc 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 4:34

YDI! op completly deserved it! not cuz ur bf seems disgusting, but because everyone obviously knows that its ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, not paper rock scissors you idiot hole...

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Today, my girlfriend’s dad has a sword he inherited from his dad that he claims links their family to the old Swiss nobility. I work in a museum so I know most of the makers' marks on swords, so I’m not sure how to tell him his sword is a reproduction made in Spain less than 100 years ago. FML

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Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend's dad by showing off my "impressive" knowledge of cars. When he mentioned she had a problem with her engine, I jokingly told him it was probably the “flux capacitor” that needed adjusting. He stared at me blankly and said, “You know that’s from Back to the Future, right?” FML

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Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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