By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States

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Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
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wave7891 0

BWAHAHAHAHA were did he learn that!?!?! :D

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lemonsquid 6

Eep... Gross at the same time as funny.. Well we gotta start some time.

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zayn_malik 4

What's masturbating? Sorry!:/

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YesyDidWhat 0

I'm sorry but of you don't know what that means then your a little too young to be reading these things. Just know it's not something that a preschool teacher needs to be putting a child in "time out" for.

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plzjstfml 0

When a man and his hand love eachother very much…

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palmieril85 2

One of my preschool students continued saying **** it bitch at the top for over an hr then pull down his pants in the chair and goes i have to shit. I feel ya. Kids these days.

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DRenoRcks132 0

Oh my... Can't imagine the parents face when you tell them!! Lol

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epicness1234 0

Man he's a bada** kid lol... But still he shouldn't be jerking off in PRESCHOOL Seriously kid

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JesseC81 1

Way to make the child feel shameful for exploring their body.

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itsgen 16

I think he was maybe touching him self cus of discomfort or if it was a girl she maybe had a rash or something? I saw my 2 year old little cousin touch herself once and when I asked her why she said "ouch" idkkk kids are delicate

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QfiggyQ 10

I never had nap time when I was in preschool!

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